Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck....

Earlier this year, Degen was rehersing a play that was to impress the world so its was flattened out!
During one of the rehersals, Degen and his co-actors was doing some improv. Degen was told to be David Hasselhoff, patrolling the beach looking for people to resque.
Degens friend Mr Weddingdress, was playing the bimb... lady in distress.

David Hasselhoff quickly swam out in the ocean, and dragged the lady back.
He pulled her up on the beach, but noticed that she was not breating, so naturally, he started mouth-to-mouth resque. Since Degen was in character, he did was David would have done, he actually gave Mr Weddingdress mouth-to-mouth, to the laughter and cheers from the audience, all while holding down the now struggling Mr Weddingdress.

Mr Weddingdress was not to happy.

A few days later, a fiest was held, upon wich Mr Weddingdress drank alot of ale, and even more wine. He became intoxicated, and decided to take out revenge against Degen.
Slowly he crept up behind our hero, grabbed his cheek and gave him violent mouth-to-mouth. Degen was offcourse startled, but took his revenge later that evening, by doing the exact same thing.

Ever since that night, both Degen and Mr Weddingdress keeps one eye open when sleeping, and are allways looking over their shoulders on partys.