What we do to our loved ones

It happened one day, that a colleague of Degen, Red Leader, became bored.
He therefore tried to entertain himself, before he had to leave home.

What to do what to do...

Red Leader soon formed a plan. He stole/borrowed his girlfriends portable communication device, and used the picture-capturing-internal device to take a picture of himself.

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Well, he took a picture of himself, sort of below the belt. Mentioned should be that he was in a sort of arroused state.
Red Leader proceeded to make this picture the default one on said portable communication device. Red Leaders girldfriend did not notice this, but left their home for work.
Not to long later, Red Leader receives a quite upset message from his girlfriend.

Girlfriend had been asked what time it was from an elderly lady, and without thinking to much showed the portable communication device to the old one, at wich point the lady had reacted quite strongly so to speak.

Red Leader was wery happy