Friday, June 30, 2006

Are you stupid, drunk or just a bit slow?

As Degen is a great magician (see Women dont were shoelaces anymore), he is often asked to entertain his friends and guests, by showing them how he alters reality.
This sometimes leads to frustration and anger, but most of the time to frustration and joy.
For instance, Degen once met his friends Mr Hat in a doorwar, were he gave Degen a glass of clear liquid, and said:

"Here, drink this"

Degen, who allways tries to see the best in people, shrugged his shoulders and drank the liquid. Upon the question what it contained, Mr Hat responded.

"Dont know, I said give me something that will make Degen a worse magician to the bartender"

Unfortunately for Mr Hat, Degen have completely mastered the art of MUI, Magic Under the Influence.

Anyway, back to the story.
As Ms Cucumber (see Disliked? Me?) once held a party, Degen was asked to entertain the simple friends of Ms Cucumember who had not seen the wonders that he could do.
Off he went, and started a series of miracles, that together are called "Revolver".

As the miracles came and went, Degen started to get a bit disturbed by the fact that noone appeared to react to the wonders that happened in Degens hands.
Degens started to suspect that he was outed, that the crowd all knew his ways of manipulating the world.

"This is not good"

he thought

"but I have to finish what I have started"

Degen continued down the road, that he was certain led to failure, and nomatter what he did , the audience did not react. Degen felt terrible as he neared the end of the planned wonders.
He sighed and finnished the last wonder...

"A witch, he´s a witch"

could be heard from one man, people choked their food, spilled their drinks and ran of screaming into the night, never to be seen again (at least not for 5 minutes).
Degen was swarmed by the audience who all demanded to know how it was done.

Chocked he stood silent for a moment, before uttering a spell and dissapeared, leaving them with their questions and disbeliefs.

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