Women dont have shoelaces anymore!
Thx to Ms Ping for reminding me...
And it came to the time, that Degen and a few other worthy people were going out in the land, to visit other people, like-minded to themself.
A cold day they left their Idyllic home, to travel south in the land.
And they brought with them large quantities of ale.
When they arrived they were given room by their hosts, and continued to drink their ale.
The fiest that night was long and prosperous. Some of Degens friends even found like-minded people of the other gender.
Degen on the other hand decided to save his strength, he calmly fell asleep in the blue sea.
The next day, our heroes went to pay tribute to their hosts.
The fiest was magnificant, and ales and wines were consumed in large quantities. Being the skilled magician that Degen is, he decided to entertain the crowd, for the small fee of a glas of rum. Alas, since Degen was to powerfull a magician, he quickly consumed yet another large quantity of mind altering fermented vegetable juice.
In his intoxicated state, Degen decided to try his luck with the ladies. And out he went, complementing every woman that would listen about the straps securing their shoes to their feet. Degen had used this method once before, and was certain it would work again.
But shocking as it seems, the ladies of Degens interest did not respond as he thought.
When the night was nearing its end, Degen had tried his luck 23 times with 21 girls, all of them had given him no luck at all (according to one of Degens friends, he did get an interesting answer once, but was to worked up to realize so).
At the end of the evening, Degen made the choice to sleep away from his friends, so as not to worry them about his powerfull look that night.
The legend of "Nice shoelaces, wanna make out?" is still told in the land of Degen
And it came to the time, that Degen and a few other worthy people were going out in the land, to visit other people, like-minded to themself.
A cold day they left their Idyllic home, to travel south in the land.
And they brought with them large quantities of ale.
When they arrived they were given room by their hosts, and continued to drink their ale.
The fiest that night was long and prosperous. Some of Degens friends even found like-minded people of the other gender.
Degen on the other hand decided to save his strength, he calmly fell asleep in the blue sea.
The next day, our heroes went to pay tribute to their hosts.
The fiest was magnificant, and ales and wines were consumed in large quantities. Being the skilled magician that Degen is, he decided to entertain the crowd, for the small fee of a glas of rum. Alas, since Degen was to powerfull a magician, he quickly consumed yet another large quantity of mind altering fermented vegetable juice.
In his intoxicated state, Degen decided to try his luck with the ladies. And out he went, complementing every woman that would listen about the straps securing their shoes to their feet. Degen had used this method once before, and was certain it would work again.
But shocking as it seems, the ladies of Degens interest did not respond as he thought.
When the night was nearing its end, Degen had tried his luck 23 times with 21 girls, all of them had given him no luck at all (according to one of Degens friends, he did get an interesting answer once, but was to worked up to realize so).
At the end of the evening, Degen made the choice to sleep away from his friends, so as not to worry them about his powerfull look that night.
The legend of "Nice shoelaces, wanna make out?" is still told in the land of Degen
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