Monday, May 07, 2007

Oldie but goldie

A few years ago, Degen, Mr AsianImport and Mr Biscuit were playing some videgame.
Good times where had, but as always, when it came to drivinggames, Mr Biscuit just kicked ass.

Finally, Degen and Mr AsianImport was fed up!
This was at the time when Mr Biscuit was studying far to the north. Degen and Mr AsianImport decided to play a trick on their friend.
For 2 months they sat, playing the same level of the same drivinggame over and over and over and over and over... You get the picture.

Then, the magical day came. Mr Biscuit visited the capital where the other lived. After dinner, Mr AsianImport suggested playing some videogame, how about a drivinggame?

They started the games, and for 5-6 levels, Degen and Mr AsianImport took it slow, loosing every race. How about this level? they asked after a while.
As the level that Degen and Mr AsianImport had driven hundreds of times loaded, they looked on eachother with grins.

The countdown timer started...
3...
2...
1...

Mr Biscuit never saw Degen nor Mr AsianImport, as they dissapeared of in the distance. When Mr Biscuit finnished the track, about 40-50 seconds after the duo, he was quiet.

Many laughs could be heard, and Mr Biscuit still refuses to play the magical level SS2 of RC1.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Finally!

Finally, a new entry in the blog!
But the title´s finally actually refers to the cause of Degens non-blogging for the past month(s).
You see, Degen have been rehersing a play, in wich he plays one of the leads, together with five friends, all very tallented.
And yesterday, it was finally time for the premiere.

Degen was a little bit nervous, but not wery. When he stepped on the stage, everything was fine, and the crowd were indeed entertained.
The bad stuff... There is only 4 shows left, before this masterpiece is put to sleep, so come one, come all and see "Mata Hari" at Nya CasinoTeatern, Brunnsgatan 8.
For tickets and info, see www.spexet.se
Mata Hari is played 26-31 och march.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Pain

Well, after the last post, a rather long and hostile one (Degens laptop actually decided to have the hdd crash after all the hostilites) Degen feels a lighter one is on place.

Please read this page about a nice american who decides to scam the scammers back!

But the title isn´t about that.
Degen is quite astonished to leard how much a 4 hour session of improv theater can hurt.
Feels like I went to the gym!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Its my computer, FUCK OFF!!

Degen has always thought of himself as an honest and caring person, but mostly, Degen has always been promoting the free world and more important, the individual persons rights.

Living in a country that for about 50 years have been almost entirerly controlled by a socialistic government, these rights have been challenged many times.
But then, last fall, the people finally came to their sences and choose the liberating alternative.
Everything seemed to be getting better, even if many of the old faults will take many years to correct. But just as we are on the right track, Degen became aware of another threat...


For the past 2 years, an organization created by various film and music companies, called APB, have started to harass ordinary people for sharing copyrighted material over the internet.
The discussion about this wether this should be illegal or not is a long one, wich I will not go through here, but Degen is under the firm believe that they are hurting themself more than they are hurting the filesharing society.
Again, without going into the battle of the legacy of filesharing, APB have been behaving... not nice.

APB have been called a terror organisation for their actions. Among other things, they have performed illegal operations to trace and stop filesharers, perhaps the worst is putting aside personal privacy. ISP´s have been forced to give out information about suspected filesharers (illegal under local law) and had their servers confiscated.

Actions like these, when performed according to law, is an essential part of the POLICEwork needed to catch the real crimminals in the world. They are most certainly NOT for an individual organisation to do.
Now, instead of hunting down, and more importantly, preventing crimminals and crime, the police have to waste time and money going after children, teenagers, students and other ordinary people who´s only crime (yes, it is still a crime) is having their computers copying a couple of billions one´s and zero´s.
Ofcourse, all criminals needs to be persued, but going after people for filesharing, when murderers, rapists and pedophiles are running around seems a bit stupid.

Anyway, this post is actually not about the APB and their terrorlike organisation, but about an upcoming threat to both the technology, independence of man, and perhaps the scarriest, the development of the human life.

Technology have been influencing mankind since... ever. When the first monkey picked up the first stick and used it as a tool of some sort, we were one our way.
During the latest 100 or so years, the technological advance has been moving quite a bit faster than during those first years, and we have come to depend on our technological aids more and more. Thanks to technological progress, we know so much more about the human form and have been able to extend our lifeexpectansy greatly through medicines and technological aids.

We shrink the size of the globe with every progress, taking us further into the future. We are even a mere 50-60 years from colonizing other planets in our galaxy.

All of this progress is due to 2 reasons.
1. Brilliant people who devote their lifes to improving technology
2. and especially in the later years, the many millions of people collaborating and helping eachother with every aspect of technology, using their homecomputers and their minds.

But now, many of the largest computercompanies in the world have gone together, attempting to stop the amateur computerworld. It should be mentioned, that this is probably not their true goal, but it is the function.

The threat is called TCPA, or Trusted Computing Platform Alliance.

TCPA was created by many of the larger technology companies in the world (TPA - Trusted Partner Alliance) in an attempt to protect their own hard- and software from the many threats that circulate the internet.

The idea:
Computer in generall depend on their users to do the right things. To tell the software what is acceptable in the computer, and what is not. All security software still has to be configured by the end-user to fit his/her needs and wishes.
TCPA takes away all the hazzle of allowing or disallowing processes or connections, or making sure that your new hardware wont damage your existing.
The clever engineers at the factory, who knows so much more about computers then you do is obviously better suited making these decisions for you, right?

TCPA will do all this for you, by installing a chip in your computer. To begin, it will be a individual chip for the whole computer, but the TPA´s plan is to make sure that one of these chips is present in every piece of hardware in your computer. One at the motherboard, one in the processor, graphicscard, soundcard, network and everything else.

Here´s the kicker...

With a TCPA chip installed in your computer, no hardware or software that have not been approved by the TPA will be able to function with you computer, so your safe. To get a TCPA approval wont be cheap so many of the smaller and midsized companies will probably have to raise their prices to cover the loss... This means that these companys will probably either go out of buisness, or be bought by the larger ones.
Ok, we loose a few companies, not that bad.

But the real problem lies in the software. With a TCPA chip installed, you wont be able to run any code that you wrote yourself (unless you write it in an overpriced application, instead of notepad). The open source concept will completely die, wich means that many many of the clever sollutions and new ideas created in the computerworld by scilled amateurs will be lost. The advance of computer technology as we know it, will be completely controlled by the TPA, and no one else.

Ofcourse I like the idea to create more secure computers, to thwart hackers and criminals, but if I wish to leave my computer unprotected, or if I want to write a program that will destroy my own computer, that is my choise.

I recently helped my father with his computer. The cd-player gave up, so I copied his games onto another computer, transferred them to his computer and showed him howto emulate the images, to fool the computer that the cd was present.
He was wery impressed that it was so easy to fool the computer, created by some of the most powerfull companies in the world. I drew the parable, that the computer was relly, a personal universe. As long as you can speak the language, you can do anything.

And I feel that is the point of this WERY long rant. MY compuer, is MY personal domain (haha) in wich I should be allowed to do absolutely anything as long as it doesnt hurt anyone else.
The TCPA concept will take away this right for me, leaving me with only the pre-approved choices of these companys. I feel this is about as close one could come imprisonment of the free minds that have brought the world forward since the 70´s.

The TCPA must be stopped. There are actually alreadu computers being shipped with the chip installed.
For more information, please visit www.againsttcpa.com.
There you will find, among other things, a list of the companies in the TPA.

Also, you could visit this page, and view a nice little animated video, explaining all this, but in 2 minutes instead of.... many many letters.

Stop the TCPA, leave my computer alone!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

In time

Once again, I feel obliged to write: No, this is not in reference to the R.E.M. album...

Just updating:

12 hours and 9 minutes to the tour, livingarrangements: Check, traveling: Check.


Muahaha, I´m good.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Out of time...

No, this post is not about the R.E.M. ablum, nor is it about the song with the same title... You know, that fat british guy, even if the title may make you think so.

It is once again, time to travel the land to visit likeminded people and (quote Kryten:) "Try to establish an advanced state of stupidity, by the repeted ingestion of fermented vegetable drinks".
For earlier references, please see "Women dont were shoelaces anymore" and "Touring the country, part 1-3".

This one is a bit tricky...
We have 3.5 days until we leave, and have still no cars to take us there, and if we get there, we still have no place to stay.

Lets just see what happends...

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Everyone knows someone strange... right?

The other night, Degen was visiting his parrents.
Upon entering their domain, they informed him that someone who identified himself as a friend of Degen from junior high. The man asked for Degens new phonenumbers, and sad goodbye.
Shortly after Degens parents told him this, Degens phone rang.
It was the mysterious "friend".

Well, this friend, lets call him Mr. Boat, went on asking Degen how things was.
Degen told him about his life, and then asked why he was calling.

It should probably be added, that the last time Degen spoke to Mr. Boat, was about 8 years ago. Even in junior high, Degen did not know Mr. Boat that well.

Anyway, Mr. Boat went on to ask Degen a rather strange question:

Mr. Boat: Can I sleep at you place for a couple of weeks?

...

Well... no!
Degen only have one bed in his rather small home, and were not about to share it with someone he didnt know. Mr. Boat whined some more, before hanging up the phone.

One has to wonder, how many people did Mr. Boat call before trying an almost friend from over 8 years ago?

Saturday, January 06, 2007

...

Det är väll tanken som räknas ändå
Jag lever men väntar på smällen
Hjärter dam du kan duka för två
jag tar tåget ner frammåt kvällen

Det är somliga dar, som man vänder sig om
och känner hur allting försvinner
hur man jagar och far, hur man snålar och spar
och lever, så mycket man hinner

Jag är inte fångad och frälst
Jag har sålt mina enda maximer
Jag kan leva som vem som helst
Om jag tar mina mediciner

Hjärter Dam, hur är du
Har du samlat dig nu
Har du funnit din mening i livet

Lite mat och ett hem
Ett glas vin och en vän
Allt annat känns så överdrivet

Det är väl tanken som räknas ändå
Jag har bokat konsertbiljetter
Hjärter Dam, jag har betalat för två
Det blir så ensamt somliga nätter

Det bultar och slår
Det är tiden som går
Det är landet där allting förvandlas

Som vi jagar och far
efter frågor och svar
här i tider när allt ska förhandlas

Det är väl tanken som räknas ändå
Jag skulle önska att tanken var klar
Hjärter Dam, du kan bädda för två
om du har några drömmar kvar

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

...the bell tolls for thee

Well, *sigh*, another year has gone, and Degen finds himself yet closer to death.
What is there to say really? One could write about the fact that the rest of the world seemes completely content with the fact that they are getting older, or perhaps that sometimes you evolve and grow while aging.
OR, what people might expect, some stories about what happened this past year.

But I dont really feel the need to do any of those.
What is really the point of celebrating the fact that it is exactly this and that many years since you crawled from your mother or testtube?
Is it a reason to give lovedones presents, or an excuse to get wasted on a weekday?
What is so special about a date?
(Since we live in a world guided by math, allmost all of it based on 10, would´nt it be more logical to celebrate every 100 or 1000 day we lived instead?)
One thought is that people need to feel important, to be the center of attention for one day each year. Not considering the fact, that at the beginning of this year, there were about 6519000000 people on this earth, wich should bring the average number of people being born on the same day to 17860273.9, not counting the years that are one day longer, or even beginning to think about the fact that perhaps birthdays arent evenly spaced out over the year.
If you were to consider that, perhaps you would not feel so special anymore.

It is strange really, that all over the world, the human race celebrate and mourn the dates when good and bad things happend. Since it is in the past, it has no relevance to our forthcomings except that we can learn from them what to do and not to do. But since they are in the past, and we learned our lessons, whats the point?
Some people would perhaps debate, that it is the fact that we hounour these moments that in fact allows us to learn our lessons. Ok, I can go with that.
But that still brings me back to my originall problem...

Why the h*ll do we celebrate birthdays?

I have a feeling that this is a rant that could go on for many many pages, but I think I´n gonna jump the my conclusion right now.

We celebrate birthdays for two (2, två, zwei) main reasons.
Take the opportunity to do something nice for the people we love.
Theres nothing wrong with that... right?
And the chanse to get wasted on a weekday.

Perhaps those should be one reason really...

Friday, December 01, 2006

Confident... part 2

Tonight, the mentioned competition went down.
After the first acapella part, Degen and his friends were tied at 8 points with "Physics"...
Completely wrong, since Physics were not that good.
Anyway, after all was sung, Degen and his friends were once again victorious!
We now have a hattrick in this competition, having won 5 out of the last 6 years!
Horray!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Confident

On the upcoming thursday, please feel welcome to visit Degens fine establishment of education, to see degen and his friends win the annual singing contest!
Degen will actually sing, but non the less, we will win!

Thursday, 19:00 "Kåren"

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Poll, what should Degen do...

Every year, Degen tries to pickup at least some basic knowledge, but more important, a new quirk, or skill if you will.
For example, last year, Degen thought himself to ride the unicycle, and juggle cones and torches.
Now, Degen is searching for this years project.
One thought is ventriloquism, but what do you think?
Dear readers (yes, I know you´re not that many) please give Degen an idea for what to learn.
Any suggestion is welcome.

Ed note:
Degen already knows enough math, geography, magic and ukulele.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Swollen, hard and growing... finger

One friday, Degen went to a party with his friends.
Before the dinner, Degen and some of the closer friends went over to Mr. Armys house to have a pre-party, of you will.
Since Degen is wery good at drinking alcohol, he came to the party quite... happy.
Well, the party went on through the night, and Degen decided to go home.
Upon entering his appartment, Degens stumbles on the threshold. He got up, leanes against the doorframe with his left hand, and closes the door with his right.
Suddenyl, he felt a sharp pain in his left indexfinger, this since said finger was stuck inbetween the door and the doorframe.
To the bathroom he rushed, and poured wery large quantities of cold water over the now bleeding finger. After about 10 minutes of this treatment, Degens improvised a bandage out of toiletpaper, closed the frontdoor and went to bed.
The next morning, Degen had both a headace and a fingerace, and the finger was about the size of a... 2 fingers, and wery ugly, black, blue and hurt wery bad.
But the worst thing: Degen could not play either his guiter nor his ukulele for a whole week.

:-(

Friday, October 13, 2006

CHEATER!... sort of

Not long ago, Degen went to a audition.
The audition was regarding the annual singing contest held, where different institutions battled in song and dance.
Degens team usually wins this.

The audition consisted of three parts.
Sing a song of your own choice, sing a part from some sheet music and then test how low and how high one could sing.

Since Degen is not a big singer, he was a little bit nervous.
He choose a song he knew by heart wery well, no problem, but reading sheet music is not one of Degens manymanymany skills.

Therefore, when he was handed a piece of paper, with a song he practiced 20-30 times a month earlier, he were a bit releaved.
Degens sang, and he sang wery well. When he finished, one of the judges looked at him with a smile and said:

"You´ve sang that piece before, right?"

Degen was cought.
Well, the judges laughed for a while, and then gave him another piece of music.

If only Degen had had the sence to sing the first bit good, but not that good.






Ed note: Yes, this story sucks, but my friends are preassuring me to write more.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Touring the country, part 3 (The aftermath)

Well, after prompted by friends, Degen will write something about last weekends journey.

As said, the trip was to the south, to participate in the anual pull-on-a-rope contest for better students.
Degens party, best-spex-group-of-them-all, got a tradition when participating.
The goal is to loose the first round, as spectacular as possible, and then go drink beer instead.
Since the theme of the trip was pirates, they choose the obvious play.

Degen, as tourleader, was ofcourse the Captain of the crew, but his minions did not always aprove of his methods.
When getting ready for the pull, Degen stod firmly at the end of the line, belking out orders to his wearthless crew. Al of a sudden, the mate known as Jack Black Sparrow, cried out:

"Mutiny!"

All of the crew abandonded ship, crossed the creek and helped the other team to pull.
But Degen was not alone for long.
The greeters of the best-spex-of-them-all quickly came to his aid, and assisted him.
But alas, they were to few, and they all went down with the ship.

Later, much ale was consumed and the best-spex-of-them-all were all wery happy.

also...


Jack Black Sparrow, mentioned before, needs to learn how to play the guitar wery quickly, well actually needede to be able to play the guitar a week ago.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

General info:

Degen was once confronted by a girl at a party, who spoke:

"Hi, I know we made out last week, but whose idea was it, and how did it end?"

Degen lauged for a while, before replying:

"Well, I´ll sau it was a mutual decision, and we stopped when you went to throw up behind the house"

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Touring the country, part 2

As said, Degen and his friends will be travelling yet again, this time to compete in the anual "pull-on-a-rope" contest.
Ofcourse, a theme is choosen, namely: PIRATES!

Degen actually have a piratename already, from a long long time ago, when he used to work with Red Leader, Volcom and Chile Boy.
Back then, Degen was known as "Captain Sam Rackham". Sadly, Degen is not allowed to keep his dear name, but will for a few days be called "Captain Jack Sparrow".

Damn Hollywood trivia...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery platonic relationship

For the last three weeks, Degen and his friends have been caring for, and entertainging the new students at Degens fine school. Degen, ofcourse, was in the entertainemnt group, singing, dancing, and gestering to keep everyone amused.

Degens group consisted of 6 people, including Degen.
By chance, 4 of these people were allready dating, (1v1, no other way). This left Degen and Mr Tall the only ones not dating. They decided that the only way this would work, was either 100% singles in the group, or 100% couples.

As it proved pretty hard to break up the two other couples, Degen and Mr Tall decided to form a couple of their own.
A veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery platonic relationship mind you!

Alas, as the weeks passed, the group split up, and Mr Tall and Degen decided to break up.

Touring the country

As told earlier, in "Woman dont were shoelaces anymore", Degen and his friends will from time to time travel to another town, to fiest with those alike, but from other places.
This friday, away they go again, and all of Degens friends are now preasuring him to A) Come up with a new equally lousy line to test on the ladies and B) Break his own APC (Alcohol Per Currensy) record.

Neither will be easy.

Suggestions in the comments please

Monday, August 14, 2006

C. Lumsy

Next week, the newly accepted youngsters will be pouring in to Degens fine school, and ofcourse, Degen needs some inside information.
That is why, Degen will pretend to be a newcomer as well.

Therefore, Degen will for one week be "Carlo Lumsy" (in Swedish, Fredrik Umlig), so that he can circulate the small and unessential people, and listen to their talk about the great legend known only as "Degen".

As implied by the name, Carlo is somewhat...well, lets just say he has trouble with stairs and doorways, water, etc etc.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

So true...

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Taxes are high, but still...

Short joke, just because I feel like it


"Hi, we are from the IRS. We are here to inform you that you are the winner in our 50 million$ lottery!

"What? I won 50 million $????"

"Well, not really, theres some taxes on it."

"Ok, sure, how much do I get?"

"We are here to collect your couch."

Chemistry? Optics? wtf?

One day, Degen noticed a rather peculiar phenomena.
As he stood by the coffeemachine at work, he watched the lifegiving black liquid pour into his cup and the white milk being added. The drink now held the beautiful brown/tan color that he was used to.
Degen returned to his workstation, sat down and took a sip of the coffee, and then looked down into the cup.

The coffee had changed color to something greyish, and did not look nice at all.
This intrigued Degen, and he began to study the effect day after day.

Well... wtf is going on? Is there some molecular change that happends on the way over, perhaps by passing the smelly guy in the CA department?
Or is it perhaps the lighting that is different in the two settings?
Could it be that someone spikes Degens coffee everyday?

Unfortunately, we might never know...

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The world unites against the Germans

Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that a Pan Am 747 listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,...... and I didn't land."

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Follow through

One day, Degen sat at home and started to get a bit hungry.
He checked the cupboards, but found nothing that would suit him. He therefore went on a journey to the nearest store who would sell him a piece of bread, covered in melted cheese, crushed tomatoes and some dead animals.
On the way, he passed the local store that distributes jester equipment.

So...

Degen went out to get a pizza, came home with tre jugglers kones, and no pizza.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Tomato, potatoe

Well dear Exchange "expert" support specialist. Even though the words are similar, there is alot of difference between a snapshot and a screenshot.

A snapshot is a backup of data on a network server.
A screenshot is a captured image from a computerscreen.

Therefore, when you say "Check the mailbox snapshot", when you are reffering to th attached screenshot, people may get confused. What do people do when they are confused? They ask for some clarification from the "experts".
To insult people who are trying to do their job, since you cant do yours properly (probably because of your sub-standard knowledge of english) is probably not a good idea.

Please choose one or more:

1. Learn how to speak english and learn the terms of your trade
2. Do your job instead of complaning about others (IF you do you job you are entitled to complain)

Else, kill yourself and make room for a competent worker

Monday, July 17, 2006

Uncomfortable silence...

Degen had invited som friends over to set fire to some dead animals and consume some fermented vegetable drinks.
All was fine and the conversation was flowing, when suddenly, everything went silent for a second, as can happend from time to time.
At that exact time, Degens friend Ms Dwarf, can be heard talking into her cellphone:

"Well, how filthy will this be, and how many are there who will be doing this with me?"

The laughs could be heard miles away

Monday, July 10, 2006

Update:

Regarding national soccer teams, the following is the new update.

Portugal, is now the new Italy, Italy is the new England, England is the new Germany, Germany is Old Zealand, New Sweden and a small piece of Poland.
Sweden is now old Sweden.

Thank you

Friday, July 07, 2006

As this was written...

...there is 162 days, 12 hours and 27 minutes, until Degen is allowed to drive his car again.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Ihatemylifeihatemylifeihate....

Degen has been offered a lead in one of the lands best plays, but had to say no.
*nasty words, and lots of them*

Degen is wery depressed

*KABOOM*

At an early stage in Degens computer-knowledge-development, Degen was experimenting with an old computer, he had left over.

Degen ooh:ed and aah:ed over the technical wonder, and began testing "What-happends-if..." things.
After playing around for a while, Degen put the computer back together, plugged it in and switched the circuitbreaker.

A blue lightning crossed the room, and together with a loud bang, every fuse in the house went. The computer smelled funny, and was never started again.

How many...

...employees of the worlds largest communication company does it takte to make a phonecall?

Answer: 3

Degen: "Greetings"

Employee 1: "Hi, one of my colleagues wants to talk to you"

Degen: "ok..."

Employee 2: "I wish to... (problem description)"

Degen: "Ok, whats your username?"

Employee 2: "uhm... Wait a second."

Employee 3: "Hi,my userid is xxxxxx, and my phonenumber is xx-xxxxxx"

Degen: "Right, then il´ll just..."

Employee 2: "Hi its NN again, we needs this done to"


...

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck....

Earlier this year, Degen was rehersing a play that was to impress the world so its was flattened out!
During one of the rehersals, Degen and his co-actors was doing some improv. Degen was told to be David Hasselhoff, patrolling the beach looking for people to resque.
Degens friend Mr Weddingdress, was playing the bimb... lady in distress.

David Hasselhoff quickly swam out in the ocean, and dragged the lady back.
He pulled her up on the beach, but noticed that she was not breating, so naturally, he started mouth-to-mouth resque. Since Degen was in character, he did was David would have done, he actually gave Mr Weddingdress mouth-to-mouth, to the laughter and cheers from the audience, all while holding down the now struggling Mr Weddingdress.

Mr Weddingdress was not to happy.

A few days later, a fiest was held, upon wich Mr Weddingdress drank alot of ale, and even more wine. He became intoxicated, and decided to take out revenge against Degen.
Slowly he crept up behind our hero, grabbed his cheek and gave him violent mouth-to-mouth. Degen was offcourse startled, but took his revenge later that evening, by doing the exact same thing.

Ever since that night, both Degen and Mr Weddingdress keeps one eye open when sleeping, and are allways looking over their shoulders on partys.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Why me??

Degens once sat at work when suddenly... THE PHONE RANG!
After greeting the customer in the usual way, Degen became silent and listened.

Indian customer: "Actually, I was wondering. Is it ok to remove the battery from my laptop, while the laptop is running?"

Strange, Degen thought, why would he want to do that?

"No, I think that would be a bad idea"

he said.

Indian customer: "Okay, because I did, and now I wonder, can I put it back in again, or should I shut down the computer first?"

Degen spoke:

"No, I strongly suggest that you shut down the computer before trying to insert the battery"

Indian customer: "Ok, thank you" *click*


Why do we even bother?