One friday, Degen went to a party with his friends.
Before the dinner, Degen and some of the closer friends went over to Mr. Armys house to have a pre-party, of you will.
Since Degen is wery good at drinking alcohol, he came to the party quite... happy.
Well, the party went on through the night, and Degen decided to go home.
Upon entering his appartment, Degens stumbles on the threshold. He got up, leanes against the doorframe with his left hand, and closes the door with his right.
Suddenyl, he felt a sharp pain in his left indexfinger, this since said finger was stuck inbetween the door and the doorframe.
To the bathroom he rushed, and poured wery large quantities of cold water over the now bleeding finger. After about 10 minutes of this treatment, Degens improvised a bandage out of toiletpaper, closed the frontdoor and went to bed.
The next morning, Degen had both a headace and a fingerace, and the finger was about the size of a... 2 fingers, and wery ugly, black, blue and hurt wery bad.
But the worst thing: Degen could not play either his guiter nor his ukulele for a whole week.
:-(