Touring the country, part 3 (The aftermath)

Well, after prompted by friends, Degen will write something about last weekends journey.

As said, the trip was to the south, to participate in the anual pull-on-a-rope contest for better students.
Degens party, best-spex-group-of-them-all, got a tradition when participating.
The goal is to loose the first round, as spectacular as possible, and then go drink beer instead.
Since the theme of the trip was pirates, they choose the obvious play.

Degen, as tourleader, was ofcourse the Captain of the crew, but his minions did not always aprove of his methods.
When getting ready for the pull, Degen stod firmly at the end of the line, belking out orders to his wearthless crew. Al of a sudden, the mate known as Jack Black Sparrow, cried out:

"Mutiny!"

All of the crew abandonded ship, crossed the creek and helped the other team to pull.
But Degen was not alone for long.
The greeters of the best-spex-of-them-all quickly came to his aid, and assisted him.
But alas, they were to few, and they all went down with the ship.

Later, much ale was consumed and the best-spex-of-them-all were all wery happy.

also...


Jack Black Sparrow, mentioned before, needs to learn how to play the guitar wery quickly, well actually needede to be able to play the guitar a week ago.

General info:

Degen was once confronted by a girl at a party, who spoke:

"Hi, I know we made out last week, but whose idea was it, and how did it end?"

Degen lauged for a while, before replying:

"Well, I´ll sau it was a mutual decision, and we stopped when you went to throw up behind the house"

Touring the country, part 2

As said, Degen and his friends will be travelling yet again, this time to compete in the anual "pull-on-a-rope" contest.
Ofcourse, a theme is choosen, namely: PIRATES!

Degen actually have a piratename already, from a long long time ago, when he used to work with Red Leader, Volcom and Chile Boy.
Back then, Degen was known as "Captain Sam Rackham". Sadly, Degen is not allowed to keep his dear name, but will for a few days be called "Captain Jack Sparrow".

Damn Hollywood trivia...

Veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery platonic relationship

For the last three weeks, Degen and his friends have been caring for, and entertainging the new students at Degens fine school. Degen, ofcourse, was in the entertainemnt group, singing, dancing, and gestering to keep everyone amused.

Degens group consisted of 6 people, including Degen.
By chance, 4 of these people were allready dating, (1v1, no other way). This left Degen and Mr Tall the only ones not dating. They decided that the only way this would work, was either 100% singles in the group, or 100% couples.

As it proved pretty hard to break up the two other couples, Degen and Mr Tall decided to form a couple of their own.
A veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery platonic relationship mind you!

Alas, as the weeks passed, the group split up, and Mr Tall and Degen decided to break up.

Touring the country

As told earlier, in "Woman dont were shoelaces anymore", Degen and his friends will from time to time travel to another town, to fiest with those alike, but from other places.
This friday, away they go again, and all of Degens friends are now preasuring him to A) Come up with a new equally lousy line to test on the ladies and B) Break his own APC (Alcohol Per Currensy) record.

Neither will be easy.

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