Touring the country

As told earlier, in "Woman dont were shoelaces anymore", Degen and his friends will from time to time travel to another town, to fiest with those alike, but from other places.
This friday, away they go again, and all of Degens friends are now preasuring him to A) Come up with a new equally lousy line to test on the ladies and B) Break his own APC (Alcohol Per Currensy) record.

Neither will be easy.

Suggestions in the comments please