(Think Queen) BICYCLE BICYCLE

A tale of learning lessons, eating fish and drinking ale

And it came to the end of the first day.
Degen rode his unicycle down the road, when he suddenly came upon the legendary "Phone".
And thus the phone rang.
And wilst the phone rang, Degen received message from far abroad, that the creators of Degen was celebrating.
And off he rushed, his feet moving so fast the small dogs could not keep up.
To the creators he rode, where he ate som fish and said:
Let there be many more years and moments like this

Upon returning, Degen also learned the lesson about riding his unicycle to fast and to far, because he suffered greatly from aking legs, and scrubs in the crotch.

Thus ended the first "Day of Degensnonexistingblog"

Of course, none of this exists