Straw-thief!!!

Action:

A friend to Degen, Mr Bisquit, is visiting the local inn, to purchase some much needed fatty food.
On his way out, he stops by the straw dispenser to supply himself. He grabs a couple of straws (strange, since he only needs one), when suddenly, a woman of the trade (not) confronts Mr Bisquit, with the accusation:

"Are you some kind of straw-thief?"

Mr Bisquit, who is quite taken, since a woman is talking to him (and a bit set off by the accusation), studders for a second, before replying:

"YES!"

and runs out of the establishment.
The story brought much joy to the friends of Degen (except for Mr Bisquit)